im sorry
im not
yes this will go nicely on my blog.
double date
i didnt know how badly i needed this until it found me
*raises arms to sky* thank
Happy 5th birthday, you idiot.
And I took twenty years off of it because you’re actually a five year old.
Ilu you little dumb English shit.
the fact that women’s healthcare seems to be a joke among men is sickening.
lance armstrong loses a testicle and everyone’s like “oh man must have been so hard for him poor guy losing his manhood LIVESTRONG” and angelina jolie gets the jokes after her mother died from cancer and she’s trying to protect herself????
most accurate post on tumblr
justin bieber getting hit in the head from three different angles
I’m going to masturbate to this later
I find to hard to believe that every character who ever digs up a grave does so in a perfect rectangle.
im looking at you dean Winchester.
*indirectly quotes text posts from tumblr in real life conversations*